Did you see the hysterical Saturday Night Live skit last night about the Kim Kardashian – Kris Humphries divorce?
Nasim Pedrad does her spot on vapid Kim Kardashian impersonation, Kristin Wiig is the attention starved Kris, Taran Killam’s frozen-faced Bruce Jenner is that accident you can’t stop giggling about.
Not to fret, we’ve got it here:
In the spoof, the Karadashian Kuties are waxing poetic about bonding over anal bleaching.
What’s anal bleaching you ask?
Well, according to Cosmo, “It’s exactly what it sounds like and what is sounds like is frankly some sort of torture technique. An acid is applied to your freshly waxed anus and rubbed in, according to the spas we contacted that provide the service. Most places offer the initial application at the spa for about $100-150, then sell you a set of the bleaching lotion or gel to use at home. The whole in-spa process takes about 20 minutes, one Sacramento technician told us. Depending on how dark your skin is, you may need to reapply a number of times to see results. There’s a widely believed rumor that a very famous former adult film star turned TV actress, who shall remain unnamed, got a full front-to-back wax one day and, upon seeing her totally bare nethers, asked the waxer if there was anything she could do to get rid of her anus’s dark hue.”
There you go, TMI, just like the Kardashians…