I know that’s a loaded question…
In all honesty, when the email pitch came in, I thought I was looking at a photo of Snooki.
Turns out the fake-baked, jett-haired Guidolina is not Snooki from the “Jersey Shore” but Olivia Bois Sharpe from “Jerseylicious”.
Just like I can barely tell over-tanned, over-boobed, over-botoxed, bleached blondes apart, the same holds true for their East Coast brunette clones… they all look the same to me!
Ladies, the more you over do it, the more you look alike.
Throw individuality out the window, there seems to be a new stupid trend, Cliché Chic!
The state that used to be the butt of bad-driving jokes is now being thrashed about as a style innovator. Ok, so whattsamaddawitit?
Fuggetabout it, youse can look however you want, that’s fine by me. If you want to look like a stereotype, go right ahead, please yourself… have fun, knock yourself out.
But hey, just sayin’ Jersey is a big state and not everyone looks like that— although some girls in Brooklyn also work that look– so why not try to rock your individuality?
As the press release for the morning pr pitch says, “the stars have been shining bright by flaunting the new, fashion-forward, A7 line. A7 is a revolutionary clothing line, fully embellished with SWAROVSKI Crystals. Inspired and created in the heart of South Beach amongst today’s hottest celebrities, A7 began drawing attention from the very start.” Spray tan not included.
Teresa Giudice from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” is also strutting for A7… however, I can recognize her!